I'm not so sure of some of this....but
I'm not so sure of some of this....but
Think you know everything?
Here is a refresher course!
The liquid inside young coconuts can be used...
As a substitute for Blood plasma.
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No piece of paper can be folded in half more than seven (7) times.
Oh go ahead...I'll wait...
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Donkeys kill more people annually
Than plane crashes or shark attacks. (So, watch your Ass)
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You burn more calories sleeping
Than you do watching television.
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Oak trees do not produce acorns until they are
Fifty (50) years of age or older.
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The first product to have a bar code
Was Wrigley's gum.
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The King of Hearts is the only king
WITHOUT A MOUSTACHE
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American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one (1) olive
From each salad served in first-class.
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Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise.
(Since Venus is normally associated with women, what does this tell you?)
(That women are going in the 'right' direction...?)
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Apples, not caffeine,
Are more efficient at waking you up in the morning.
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Most dust particles in your house are made from
DEAD SKIN !
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The first owner of the Marlboro Company died of lung cancer.
So did the first 'Marlboro Man'.
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Walt Disney was afraid
OF MICE!
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PEARLS DISSOLVE
IN VINEGAR!
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The ten most valuable brand names on earth:
Apple, Coca Cola, Google, IBM, Microsoft, GE, McDonalds, Samsung, Intel, and Toyota, in that order.
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It is possible to lead a cow upstairs...
But, not downstairs.
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A duck's quack doesn't echo,
And no one knows why.
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Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush be kept at least
Six (6) feet away from a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush.
(I keep my toothbrush in the living room now!)
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And the best for last...
Turtles can breathe through their butts.
(I know some people like that, don't you?)
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So.......................
Remember, knowledge is everything, so pass it on.
And go move your toothbrush!
And stop folding that Damn paper!
Here is a refresher course!
The liquid inside young coconuts can be used...
As a substitute for Blood plasma.
************
No piece of paper can be folded in half more than seven (7) times.
Oh go ahead...I'll wait...
************
Donkeys kill more people annually
Than plane crashes or shark attacks. (So, watch your Ass)
************
You burn more calories sleeping
Than you do watching television.
************
Oak trees do not produce acorns until they are
Fifty (50) years of age or older.
************
The first product to have a bar code
Was Wrigley's gum.
************
The King of Hearts is the only king
WITHOUT A MOUSTACHE
************
American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one (1) olive
From each salad served in first-class.
************
Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise.
(Since Venus is normally associated with women, what does this tell you?)
(That women are going in the 'right' direction...?)
************
Apples, not caffeine,
Are more efficient at waking you up in the morning.
************
Most dust particles in your house are made from
DEAD SKIN !
************
The first owner of the Marlboro Company died of lung cancer.
So did the first 'Marlboro Man'.
************
Walt Disney was afraid
OF MICE!
************
PEARLS DISSOLVE
IN VINEGAR!
************
The ten most valuable brand names on earth:
Apple, Coca Cola, Google, IBM, Microsoft, GE, McDonalds, Samsung, Intel, and Toyota, in that order.
************
It is possible to lead a cow upstairs...
But, not downstairs.
************
A duck's quack doesn't echo,
And no one knows why.
************
Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush be kept at least
Six (6) feet away from a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush.
(I keep my toothbrush in the living room now!)
************
And the best for last...
Turtles can breathe through their butts.
(I know some people like that, don't you?)
************
So.......................
Remember, knowledge is everything, so pass it on.
And go move your toothbrush!
And stop folding that Damn paper!
Re: I'm not so sure of some of this....but
Thanks for posting! Interesting indeed and yes I will move my toothbrush away from the toilet...
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Re: I'm not so sure of some of this....but
Wow you learn something new everyday
Re: I'm not so sure of some of this....but
Politicians can talk out of their butts, so they're much like turtles.
Twins separated at birth?


Twins separated at birth?


Re: I'm not so sure of some of this....but
Some good stuff there
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Re: I'm not so sure of some of this....but
Being from Kentucky that is fucking great! Not fond of that idiot at all.hoppyjr wrote:Politicians can talk out of their butts, so they're much like turtles.
Twins separated at birth?
Re: I'm not so sure of some of this....but
hoppyjr wrote:Politicians can talk out of their butts, so they're much like turtles.
Twins separated at birth?
Awesome!!

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Re: I'm not so sure of some of this....but
BBK357 wrote:Cum
Ummm, what?

You give respect, you'll get respect - you just don't know your place.
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Re: I'm not so sure of some of this....but
Exactly why term limits should be the law! He is an old corrupt fuck head!falcon4311 wrote:hoppyjr wrote:Politicians can talk out of their butts, so they're much like turtles.
Twins separated at birth?
Awesome!!BTW, why are senators always old bastards like McConnell?
Re: I'm not so sure of some of this....but
Earlier Ben was taking about Viagra, so maybe this means he finished?BSears wrote:BBK357 wrote:Cum
Ummm, what?
Re: I'm not so sure of some of this....but
I can't stand him at all.59yukon01 wrote:Exactly why term limits should be the law! He is an old corrupt fuck head!falcon4311 wrote:hoppyjr wrote:Politicians can talk out of their butts, so they're much like turtles.
Twins separated at birth?
Awesome!!BTW, why are senators always old bastards like McConnell?
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Re: I'm not so sure of some of this....but
I call bullshit on the duck's quack.
The rest works, I guess.
The rest works, I guess.
Re: I'm not so sure of some of this....but
I keep my toothbrush in the drawer. We have a cat who has been caught licking the toothbrushes.
The Hapa
Re: I'm not so sure of some of this....but
20 some years ago I saw a slow mo enhanced video of an open lid toilet flushing. Big mushroom cloud laden with fecal coliform bacteria.
only accurate watches are interesting
Re: I'm not so sure of some of this....but
Whether you think you can or you think you can't, you're right. Henry Ford.
Re: I'm not so sure of some of this....but
Good find. He wasn't convincing on the toilet flushing bit though. The video I saw was enough to convince me.
only accurate watches are interesting
Re: I'm not so sure of some of this....but
I agree, I've heard from several sources that it's like a mist when you flush, we always close the lid.marchone wrote:Good find. He wasn't convincing on the toilet flushing bit though. The video I saw was enough to convince me.
Re: I'm not so sure of some of this....but
never been a fan of mixing toothbrushes and shit either...
Whether you think you can or you think you can't, you're right. Henry Ford.
Re: I'm not so sure of some of this....but
Good call. The Snopes entry for that one is quality:Sidheguitarist wrote:I call bullshit on the duck's quack.
The rest works, I guess.
source: Snopes.com — Ducking the QuestionClaim: A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why.
FALSE
Anyone who has used the Internet more than a week has probably received at least one of those annoying lists of "facts": dozens and dozens of items of no real significance that somebody thought would be cool for you to know. It is indeed fortunate that the lists are usually composed of items of no real significance, because many of the entries are of dubious veracity. The purpose of these lists apparently is not to educate the masses (however trivially), but to induce readers into the information age equivalent of a scavenger hunt, sending them scurrying all over the Internet in an attempt to verify the truthfulness of the entries.
[...]
The winner (so far) of the Most Ludicrous Entry contest is the claim that a duck's quack doesn't echo. Unfortunately, it's also the item we're most frequently asked about.
Re: I'm not so sure of some of this....but
Wow, ridiculously cool, and interesting to read those Don.
Funny too !
Appreciate it Don !!! Thanks a lot !

Funny too !

Re: I'm not so sure of some of this....but
Just goes to show how internet lore becomes fact.
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