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Re: Dad jokes

Post by amckiwi » Wed Dec 29, 2021 12:19 pm

A fart in an elevator is wrong on so many levels

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Post by amckiwi » Thu Mar 10, 2022 12:06 pm

Dad, are we pyromaniacs?
Yes, we arson.

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Post by BacoNoir » Fri Mar 11, 2022 11:25 pm

How do you spot a blind man on a nude beach?


It’s not hard.
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Re: Dad jokes

Post by amckiwi » Tue Mar 22, 2022 1:25 pm

Why is it unwise to share your secrets with a clock? Well, time will tell

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Re: Dad jokes

Post by HapaHapa » Mon Mar 28, 2022 3:00 pm

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Imagine if you had rubbed some of those peppers on your peepers.
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Re: Dad jokes

Post by JBZ » Mon Mar 28, 2022 3:11 pm

I can recount a dad joke.

So the other day my wife started a story with “I don’t remember if we were married….” Meaning “I don’t remember if we were married yet.”

I responded, “of course we were married. I have pictures and everything.”

I thought she was going to slug me like Will Smith.
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Re: Dad jokes

Post by amckiwi » Mon Apr 04, 2022 2:35 pm

I got my daughter a fridge for her birthday
I cannot wait to see her face light up when she opens it

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Re: Dad jokes

Post by amckiwi » Mon Apr 11, 2022 12:33 am

I can't remember to write 1,1000,51,6 and 500 as Roman numerals.
IM LIVID.

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Re: Dad jokes

Post by amckiwi » Tue May 03, 2022 2:40 am

So I'm heading to Greenwich later tonight.
Wondering what I should do in the Mean Time?

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Re: Dad jokes

Post by amckiwi » Thu Jun 09, 2022 2:37 pm

I tried to eat a clock today

It’s very time consuming
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Re: Dad jokes

Post by Selym » Thu Jun 09, 2022 3:23 pm

amckiwi wrote:
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I tried to ear a clock today

It’s very time consuming
:scratch:

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Re: Dad jokes

Post by amckiwi » Thu Jun 09, 2022 3:58 pm

Corrected thanks

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Re: Dad jokes

Post by amckiwi » Sun Jun 26, 2022 8:31 pm

As I suspected someone has been adding soil to my garden
The plot thickens

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Dad jokes

Post by hoppes-no9 » Mon Jul 04, 2022 11:10 am

To the person who stole my copy of Microsoft Office:
I will find you. You have my Word.

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Re: Dad jokes

Post by amckiwi » Mon Jul 04, 2022 2:05 pm

Did you know they are not making yard sticks any longer

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Re: Dad jokes

Post by gwells » Fri Jul 08, 2022 9:04 am

People used to say my puns were cheesy. Couldn't help it, they just oc-CURD to me.

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Re: Dad jokes

Post by amckiwi » Sun Jul 31, 2022 3:16 pm

I swallowed a dictionary
It gave me the thesaurus throat I’ve ever had

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Re: Dad jokes

Post by amckiwi » Sun Jul 31, 2022 3:16 pm

I swallowed a dictionary
It gave me the thesaurus throat I’ve ever had

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