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Post by amckiwi » Sun Aug 29, 2021 1:09 am

They are currently uncovering the biggest dinosaur tibia to date
It’s a real shindig!

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Post by amckiwi » Sun Aug 29, 2021 1:49 pm

You get lots of vowel movements as well

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Post by alund » Fri Sep 03, 2021 4:22 am

What do you call a rabbit with lice?

Bugs Bunny

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Everyone told Sam not to sing.


But Samsung anyway.
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Post by gwells » Thu Sep 23, 2021 2:14 pm

i went bald, but i kept my comb.

i just can't part with it.

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Post by gwells » Thu Sep 23, 2021 2:38 pm

yesterday, i saw a sign that said, "radio for sale, $1, stuck on full volume."

i thought, "i can't turn that down."

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Post by BacoNoir » Fri Oct 15, 2021 10:33 pm

What’s red and bad for your teeth?














A brick !
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A guy wearing a Microsoft t-shirt walks into an Apple store and cuts a nasty fart and then shouts:

“I bet now you wish you had Windows!"
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Post by amckiwi » Wed Nov 03, 2021 1:26 pm

Do you remember the joke I told you about the chiropractor?
It was about a week back.

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Post by mattcantwin » Mon Nov 15, 2021 3:43 pm

A pepperoni pizza costs $19.50 in Puerto Rico.

A sausage pizza costs $21.00 in Haiti.


These are...


The Pie-Rates Of The Caribbean.
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Post by amckiwi » Wed Nov 24, 2021 9:49 pm

Did the Gregorian calendar start with Greg or Ian?

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Post by BacoNoir » Sun Dec 05, 2021 4:17 pm

I got hit in the head with a can of Coke at rally.


Thank God it was a soft drink!
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If a drummer comes out of retirement, are there repercussions?
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Post by BacoNoir » Mon Dec 06, 2021 8:10 pm

I just got my new personalized license plate. "BAA BAA"

It's for my black jeep.
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Today while waiting in line at the ATM, the old lady in front of me asked if I could help her check her balance. I was hesitant, but said sure and pushed her. She landed on her hip but the paramedics said she will be fine.
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Re: Dad jokes

Post by amckiwi » Thu Dec 16, 2021 2:34 pm

I have a friend who writes music about sewing machines
He is a singer song writer
Or sew it seams

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Post by HapaHapa » Fri Dec 17, 2021 9:33 am

What is Santa's elves' favorite music?

Rap.

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Re: Dad jokes

Post by amckiwi » Tue Dec 28, 2021 1:06 pm

There is a new travel company out there for the folically challenged
Receding Airlines

Their company mantra

Baldly going where no airline has gone before

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