Dad jokes
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A fart in an elevator is wrong on so many levels
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Dad, are we pyromaniacs?
Yes, we arson.
Yes, we arson.
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How do you spot a blind man on a nude beach?
It’s not hard.
It’s not hard.
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Why is it unwise to share your secrets with a clock? Well, time will tell
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I can recount a dad joke.
So the other day my wife started a story with “I don’t remember if we were married….” Meaning “I don’t remember if we were married yet.”
I responded, “of course we were married. I have pictures and everything.”
I thought she was going to slug me like Will Smith.
So the other day my wife started a story with “I don’t remember if we were married….” Meaning “I don’t remember if we were married yet.”
I responded, “of course we were married. I have pictures and everything.”
I thought she was going to slug me like Will Smith.
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I got my daughter a fridge for her birthday
I cannot wait to see her face light up when she opens it
I cannot wait to see her face light up when she opens it
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I can't remember to write 1,1000,51,6 and 500 as Roman numerals.
IM LIVID.
IM LIVID.
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So I'm heading to Greenwich later tonight.
Wondering what I should do in the Mean Time?
Wondering what I should do in the Mean Time?
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I tried to eat a clock today
It’s very time consuming
It’s very time consuming
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As I suspected someone has been adding soil to my garden
The plot thickens
The plot thickens
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Dad jokes
To the person who stole my copy of Microsoft Office:
I will find you. You have my Word.
I will find you. You have my Word.
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Did you know they are not making yard sticks any longer
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People used to say my puns were cheesy. Couldn't help it, they just oc-CURD to me.
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I swallowed a dictionary
It gave me the thesaurus throat I’ve ever had
It gave me the thesaurus throat I’ve ever had
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I swallowed a dictionary
It gave me the thesaurus throat I’ve ever had
It gave me the thesaurus throat I’ve ever had