I remember back when I was a young lad back at school. We had sewing practise as a part of school and I wasn`t paying attention to what I was doing (that`s new..) and the needle pierced my thumb just below the nail. Went right thrue the sucker just missing the bone and screeched to a halt. I remember my teachers face, it was all like

, we managed to get the needle out and no real damage was done other than a punctured and sore thumb.
So what`s your stories on sewing machines gone bad?